Orange trumps red and green this Christmas

Author(s)

Steve Eskew

Document Type

Blog

Publication Date

12-21-2019

Abstract

Hurrah and humbug. Here's to our annual ambivalence. Time to decorate, shop 'til ya drop and develop a mild drinking habit to cope. As a staunch offline shopper, allow me to emphasize that I do indeed love the Internet but I hate the hassle of being hacked. However, I absolutely adore aIl of you online shoppers. Your method of shopping at home helps free up space for me at the malls. I'm no misanthrope, not even a curmudgeon, but I'm also no Mr. Congeniality among fellow shoppers.

Keywords

Erma Bombeck, humor writing, Erma Bombeck Writers' Workshop, University of Dayton

eCommons Citation

Eskew, Steve, "Orange trumps red and green this Christmas" (2019). Erma Bombeck Writers' Workshop Blog. 1007.
https://ecommons.udayton.edu/ebww_blog/1007