How to bathe a baby

Author(s)

Jerry Zezima

Document Type

Blog

Publication Date

11-11-2019

Abstract

Even though I haven't taken a bath since I was a baby, which dates all the way back to the administration of Dwight D. Eisenhower, whose bathing habits are classified information, I am now an expert on the subject. That's because I recently gave a bath to a baby who needed it so badly, after her diaper exploded all over me, that I would have taken one, too, except I couldn't fit in the sink.

Keywords

Erma Bombeck, humor writing, Erma Bombeck Writers' Workshop, University of Dayton

eCommons Citation

Zezima, Jerry, "How to bathe a baby" (2019). Erma Bombeck Writers' Workshop Blog. 1030.
https://ecommons.udayton.edu/ebww_blog/1030