Document Type
Blog
Publication Date
10-11-2019
Abstract
Yes, the shoe you are chewing on probably does taste bad, and if you don't stop bending your foot up to your mouth in that way you are going to need a chiropractor. Keep your clothes on during math class. Keep your clothes on during every class.
Keywords
Erma Bombeck, humor writing, Erma Bombeck Writers' Workshop, University of Dayton
eCommons Citation
Austin, Vicki, "Twenty things I've definitely never said to my second graders (cross my heart and hope to die)" (2019). Erma Bombeck Writers' Workshop Blog. 1053.
https://ecommons.udayton.edu/ebww_blog/1053
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