Baby you can drive my car--or my tank

Author(s)

Jase Graves

Document Type

Blog

Publication Date

6-19-2019

Abstract

Many teens take a significant step toward adulthood when they get behind the wheel (and stereo volume controls) of their own vehicles. My eldest and most expensive daughter recently reached this milestone when my wife and I purchased her a pre-owned 2018 Nissan Altima for her sixteenth birthday. She specifically requested "glacier white"-because plain white would suggest we were simply providing her with a practical mode of transport, rather than a lit ride to impress her squad when she pulls up to spill tea about a dank snack she thinks is the GOAT. Yeet!

Keywords

Erma Bombeck, humor writing, Erma Bombeck Writers' Workshop, University of Dayton

eCommons Citation

Graves, Jase, "Baby you can drive my car--or my tank" (2019). Erma Bombeck Writers' Workshop Blog. 1105.
https://ecommons.udayton.edu/ebww_blog/1105