Document Type
Blog
Publication Date
6-13-2019
Abstract
I was a gentle soul. I could have been anointed highest priestess in earlier times. Tender is the night and days in my gentle being. Lilting phrases rolled from my tongue. Whenever I spoke, another angel either received her wings, a small dowery or free shipping from Amazon Prime. That's when I received my prized order that would indeed help keep my files and entire life orderly. Oh the thrill of anticipation,as I attempted to open the plastic packing holding my new label maker.
Keywords
Erma Bombeck, humor writing, Erma Bombeck Writers' Workshop, University of Dayton
eCommons Citation
Marshall, Jan, "Jan the Ripper, former woman of letters" (2019). Erma Bombeck Writers' Workshop Blog. 1107.
https://ecommons.udayton.edu/ebww_blog/1107
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