Why is marriage like a tourniquet?

Author(s)

Jan Marshall

Document Type

Blog

Publication Date

4-7-2019

Abstract

Marriage is like a tourniquet - it stops circulation. That is much healthier than running around looking for a date every Saturday night.

Keywords

Erma Bombeck, humor writing, Erma Bombeck Writers' Workshop, University of Dayton

eCommons Citation

Marshall, Jan, "Why is marriage like a tourniquet?" (2019). Erma Bombeck Writers' Workshop Blog. 1136.
https://ecommons.udayton.edu/ebww_blog/1136