My intelligence leak

Author(s)

Anne Bardsley

Document Type

Blog

Publication Date

3-18-2019

Abstract

I realized this morning what has happened to my memory. I have an intelligence leak. I've come to realize that every time I sneeze, I lose a little bit of my intelligence. I never thought I'd be one of those women who says, "Achoouh oh!" Yet here I am. I may need to buy a case of panty liners-- otherwise known as intelligence catchers. Don't even try to talk me into fancy, flowered underwear advertised on TV. I am an intelligent woman!

Keywords

Erma Bombeck, humor writing, Erma Bombeck Writers' Workshop, University of Dayton

eCommons Citation

Bardsley, Anne, "My intelligence leak" (2019). Erma Bombeck Writers' Workshop Blog. 1148.
https://ecommons.udayton.edu/ebww_blog/1148