Document Type
Blog
Publication Date
12-12-2018
Abstract
When I want to wear my favorite pair of skinny jeans, I ask my husband to hold them 50 yards away from me. Then I get a good running start before I pole vault into them. Next, I do a little ritual dance — something like an Irish jig and Russian hopak mixed together, with lots of kicks out to the side, hands at hips — begging for the seams to be strengthened for the fearsome battle they must wage all day.
Keywords
Erma Bombeck, humor writing, Erma Bombeck Writers' Workshop, University of Dayton
eCommons Citation
Ibarra, Hillary, "Large Hearts and Full Figures" (2018). Erma Bombeck Writers' Workshop Blog. 1201.
https://ecommons.udayton.edu/ebww_blog/1201
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