I don't like your kids

Author(s)

Jon Ziegler

Document Type

Blog

Publication Date

9-29-2018

Abstract

I'm sure this will offend many of you, but I really don't like your kids. I pretend that I do, because that's what we are expected to do; but in all reality, I find other people's kids more annoying, less intelligent, whinier, and much uglier than my own. Their poop smells worse, and the pictures they draw are ridiculous and could indicate mental instability. The intentions of other peoples' kids are always evil.

Keywords

Erma Bombeck, humor writing, Erma Bombeck Writers' Workshop, University of Dayton

eCommons Citation

Ziegler, Jon, "I don't like your kids" (2018). Erma Bombeck Writers' Workshop Blog. 1250.
https://ecommons.udayton.edu/ebww_blog/1250