A victim's guide to swimming pool ownership

Author(s)

Jase Graves

Document Type

Blog

Publication Date

9-7-2018

Abstract

In the scorching summer weather, which lasts roughly from Easter to Thanksgiving in East Texas, if you want to avoid morphing into an extra-greasy (and slightly hairy) strip of bacon, escaping the heat and humidity is a necessity. Although the air-conditioning at Walmart can be quite exhilarating, you can only browse through the mouthwash and processed meats for so long before you raise the suspicions of store management­ - and they threaten to hire you.

Keywords

Erma Bombeck, humor writing, Erma Bombeck Writers' Workshop, University of Dayton

eCommons Citation

Graves, Jase, "A victim's guide to swimming pool ownership" (2018). Erma Bombeck Writers' Workshop Blog. 1261.
https://ecommons.udayton.edu/ebww_blog/1261