A run-of-the-mill scatterbrained hair dyer

Author(s)

Steve Eskew

Document Type

Blog

Publication Date

8-8-2018

Abstract

Well, I did it again. Doesn't every guy? I answered the door and frightened the FedEx man out of his skin. Over the years, I've sent many a stranger at my door howling away in terror. Duh, I keep forgetting that I've applied my beard dye, turning my face into a very scary sight.

Keywords

Erma Bombeck, humor writing, Erma Bombeck Writers' Workshop, University of Dayton

eCommons Citation

Eskew, Steve, "A run-of-the-mill scatterbrained hair dyer" (2018). Erma Bombeck Writers' Workshop Blog. 1276.
https://ecommons.udayton.edu/ebww_blog/1276