Document Type
Blog
Publication Date
6-29-2018
Abstract
If I were a lawyer - which I always thought I should be because I have been admitted to the bar many times - I'd have a retainer. I'm not a lawyer - because I have been thrown out of the bar many times, too - but I have a retainer anyway. I refer to the device that holds your teeth in place so you will have a nice smile when addressing a jury.
Keywords
Erma Bombeck, humor writing, Erma Bombeck Writers' Workshop, University of Dayton
eCommons Citation
Zezima, Jerry, "Nothing but the tooth" (2018). Erma Bombeck Writers' Workshop Blog. 1294.
https://ecommons.udayton.edu/ebww_blog/1294
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