The pooper alternative

Author(s)

Kaye Curren

Document Type

Blog

Publication Date

4-28-2018

Abstract

For two years my doctor tried to get me to go for a colonoscopy. She coaxed, promised lollipops, shamed me by calling me chicken, and scared the crap out of me with stories of those who did not go. The steps to a colonoscopy are more than scary and I had more excuses than I had Carter's Little Pills.

Keywords

Erma Bombeck, humor writing, Erma Bombeck Writers' Workshop, University of Dayton

eCommons Citation

Curren, Kaye, "The pooper alternative" (2018). Erma Bombeck Writers' Workshop Blog. 1333.
https://ecommons.udayton.edu/ebww_blog/1333