Color me beautiful

Author(s)

Jerry Zezima

Document Type

Blog

Publication Date

1-17-2018

Abstract

This little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home, this little piggy had roast beef, this little piggy had none. But my little piggies, instead of crying wee wee wee all the way home, said the hell with it and went for a pedicure.

Keywords

Erma Bombeck, humor writing, Erma Bombeck Writers' Workshop, University of Dayton

eCommons Citation

Zezima, Jerry, "Color me beautiful" (2018). Erma Bombeck Writers' Workshop Blog. 1423.
https://ecommons.udayton.edu/ebww_blog/1423