Document Type
Blog
Publication Date
7-3-2017
Abstract
At my last doctor's visit the nurse said, "Step up on the scale. The doctor wants to check your height and weight." My weight was within a pound of my morning weight measured on my bathroom scale. But my height? Had she read my measurement correctly? Had I misheard her? I was too shocked to question her.
Keywords
Erma Bombeck, humor writing, Erma Bombeck Writers' Workshop, University of Dayton
eCommons Citation
Sandecki, Claudette, "The incredible shrinking columnist" (2017). Erma Bombeck Writers' Workshop Blog. 1539.
https://ecommons.udayton.edu/ebww_blog/1539
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