Author(s)

Elaine Ambrose

Document Type

Blog

Publication Date

4-8-2017

Abstract

I used to strut in my tailored suit with my leather briefcase into a posh coffee shop and order a $6 cup of hot liquid with a complicated name. I would smile confidently at the baristas, being careful not to rudely gasp at the multiple nose rings, disheveled man-buns and/or tattoos of marauding skeletons wallpapering the arms. "Watch and learn, Grasshopper," I imagined whispering to the young androgynous person taking my money. "Someday, you, too, can buy some over-priced flavored water."

Keywords

Erma Bombeck, humor writing, Erma Bombeck Writers' Workshop, University of Dayton


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