Joking till the cows come home

Author(s)

Jerry Zezima

Document Type

Blog

Publication Date

9-29-2016

Abstract

Even though I have always been more apt to milk a joke than a cow, which can create udder confusion (see what I mean?), I have long wanted to be a gentleman farmer. First, of course, I'd have to become a gentleman, which would ruin my reputation, or what's left of it. Then I'd have to buy the farm, which both my banker and my doctor say I am not ready to do.

Keywords

Erma Bombeck, humor writing, Erma Bombeck Writers' Workshop, University of Dayton

eCommons Citation

Zezima, Jerry, "Joking till the cows come home" (2016). Erma Bombeck Writers' Workshop Blog. 1708.
https://ecommons.udayton.edu/ebww_blog/1708