Home Alone

Author(s)

Mary Ellen Collins

Document Type

Blog

Publication Date

12-4-2020

Abstract

John is spending the weekend visiting his mother, which means I am spending three nights on our living room loveseat. I’m afraid of not sleeping near the front door when he’s gone. He doesn’t understand the logic, since my arrangement means I have to turn off the security system in case I need to get up during the night.

Keywords

Erma Bombeck, humor writing, Erma Bombeck Writers' Workshop, University of Dayton

eCommons Citation

Collins, Mary Ellen, "Home Alone" (2020). Erma Bombeck Writers' Workshop Blog. 701.
https://ecommons.udayton.edu/ebww_blog/701