Beach Blanket Birdbrain

Author(s)

Jerry Zezima

Document Type

Blog

Publication Date

9-6-2020

Abstract

Whenever I go to the beach, which is about once a year, thus sparing regular beachgoers the horror of witnessing me in a bathing suit, running into the water and getting eaten by a shark, I imagine myself as Frankie Avalon, star of the “Beach Party” movies of the 1960s.

Keywords

Erma Bombeck, humor writing, Erma Bombeck Writers' Workshop, University of Dayton

eCommons Citation

Zezima, Jerry, "Beach Blanket Birdbrain" (2020). Erma Bombeck Writers' Workshop Blog. 783.
https://ecommons.udayton.edu/ebww_blog/783