Banks for Nothing, Moneybags

Author(s)

Jerry Zezima

Document Type

Blog

Publication Date

8-10-2020

Abstract

If I ever won Powerball and survived the shock, a technical necessity since you can’t collect if you are legally dead, I still wouldn’t be in the money. That’s because my wife, a neat person, would inadvertently throw out the ticket or I, a messy person, would put the ticket somewhere in the house for safekeeping and never find it again.

Keywords

Erma Bombeck, humor writing, Erma Bombeck Writers' Workshop, University of Dayton

eCommons Citation

Zezima, Jerry, "Banks for Nothing, Moneybags" (2020). Erma Bombeck Writers' Workshop Blog. 799.
https://ecommons.udayton.edu/ebww_blog/799