Document Type
Blog
Publication Date
5-20-2020
Abstract
"This," my husband announces, "has to be dealt with." He holds aloft a jumbo bag of what used to be kale but now looks like compost. I've never seen the bag before and don't want to see it now. His words signal that tonight's menu will revolve around an ill-advised purchase by a man who forgot we do not like kale and cannot make it taste like steak.
Keywords
Erma Bombeck, humor writing, Erma Bombeck Writers' Workshop, University of Dayton
eCommons Citation
Fleming, Mary Kay Jordan, "A Menu Without Options" (2020). Erma Bombeck Writers' Workshop Blog. 851.
https://ecommons.udayton.edu/ebww_blog/851
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