Peter Braun

Document Type

Blog

Publication Date

4-19-2020

Abstract

I'm not so sure about caddying. To me, it is modern day slavery. You know, kid. I don't feel like carrying my own bag. You carry it for me. Sorry that I broke the 14-club limit by having 25 clubs. It should still be well under 50 pounds. I know you're only 11, and weigh about 90 pounds, but you should have no problem with a 50-pound bag. It's only half your weight. While you're at it. Never lose my ball, even if I hit it 60 yards into the woods. And be sure to rake all my sand traps.

Keywords

Erma Bombeck, humor writing, Erma Bombeck Writers' Workshop, University of Dayton

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