License to drive us … crazy

Author(s)

Pam J. Hecht

Document Type

Blog

Publication Date

3-17-2020

Abstract

A trip to the local Department of Motor Vehicles (DMV) can make a person decide to move to the countryside and travel on horseback. I was back at the DMV recently, to accompany my 18-year-old getting his permanent license, and decided to update my own license, too. Scrubbing down the inside of an exhaust pipe would have been more pleasurable. Waiting in line at the DMV can last almost longer than it would take to teach a bottlenose dolphin how to drive.

Keywords

Erma Bombeck, humor writing, Erma Bombeck Writers' Workshop, University of Dayton

eCommons Citation

Hecht, Pam J., "License to drive us … crazy" (2020). Erma Bombeck Writers' Workshop Blog. 930.
https://ecommons.udayton.edu/ebww_blog/930