Document Type
Blog
Publication Date
2-28-2020
Abstract
I limped into the doctor's office, grimacing with every other step. My strong right foot was ready to dance half of a festive polka, but the left foot hurt as if I were walking in a box of rocks over the smoldering ashes of my broken dreams. I explained to the doctor how the agony in my heel was worse in the morning, and I wanted to stay in bed, read books, and hire a mysterious Italian hunk named Antonio to bring me brunch and sing ballads.
Keywords
Erma Bombeck, humor writing, Erma Bombeck Writers' Workshop, University of Dayton
eCommons Citation
Ambrose, Elaine, "Erma Bombeck Writing Competition: Humor Global Honorable Mention - A pain in the foot" (2020). Erma Bombeck Writers' Workshop Blog. 957.
https://ecommons.udayton.edu/ebww_blog/957
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