Erma Bombeck Writing Competition: Humor Local First Place - Swimsuit Issues

Author(s)

Joanna Harris

Document Type

Blog

Publication Date

2-28-2020

Abstract

I almost scrapped the idea of joining AquaRobics because it meant buying a swimsuit. Why do dressing rooms have three-way mirrors that provide a panoramic view of every bulge on your personal landscape? Wouldn't it make more financial sense to install funhouse mirrors that stretch corpulent customers into five-foot-ten supermodels?

Keywords

Erma Bombeck, humor writing, Erma Bombeck Writers' Workshop, University of Dayton

eCommons Citation

Harris, Joanna, "Erma Bombeck Writing Competition: Humor Local First Place - Swimsuit Issues" (2020). Erma Bombeck Writers' Workshop Blog. 963.
https://ecommons.udayton.edu/ebww_blog/963