When you self-care enough to scare UPS

Author(s)

Wendy Parker

Document Type

Blog

Publication Date

2-4-2020

Abstract

I should have known I was starting way above my level when "mask" was spelled all fancy with a "que" instead of just a regular old "k." The mud masque was intriguing in that it promised to remove impurities from my face with a satisfying, rubbery, peel-away finish. I'd never used a mud mask before, at least not on purpose.

Keywords

Erma Bombeck, humor writing, Erma Bombeck Writers' Workshop, University of Dayton

eCommons Citation

Parker, Wendy, "When you self-care enough to scare UPS" (2020). Erma Bombeck Writers' Workshop Blog. 981.
https://ecommons.udayton.edu/ebww_blog/981