Sock solutions that bedazzle

Author(s)

Theresa Boedeker

Document Type

Blog

Publication Date

1-7-2020

Abstract

My husband wanders into the kitchen. "Notice anything?" he asks. I glance up from the myriad of morning chores I am multi-tasking. He is dressed for work. Pants belted. Fly zippered. Dress shirt buttoned. Hair combed. Nothing seems amiss. Nothing pops out, screaming for attention. "Not a thing," I say. He humps. "What about my socks?" My eyes travel to the floor. His left big toe is poking through a practically new black dress sock.

Keywords

Erma Bombeck, humor writing, Erma Bombeck Writers' Workshop, University of Dayton

eCommons Citation

Boedeker, Theresa, "Sock solutions that bedazzle" (2020). Erma Bombeck Writers' Workshop Blog. 999.
https://ecommons.udayton.edu/ebww_blog/999