Lesson No. 1: Use the brakes

Author(s)

Jerry Zezima

Document Type

Blog

Publication Date

7-22-2019

Abstract

Here is today's safe driving question: If you are approaching the stop sign in front of my house, do you: (a) stop, (b) slow down to the posted speed limit, look to see if a cop is parked on the corner and breeze past or (c) pretend you are at the finish line in the Indianapolis 500 and blow right through?

Keywords

Erma Bombeck, humor writing, Erma Bombeck Writers' Workshop, University of Dayton

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eCommons Citation

Zezima, Jerry, "Lesson No. 1: Use the brakes" (2019). Erma Bombeck Writers' Workshop Blog. 1094.
https://ecommons.udayton.edu/ebww_blog/1094