Animal Planet

Author(s)

Janice Wilberg

Document Type

Blog

Publication Date

1-3-2019

Abstract

There were really only two options. Weird, because I have a lot of underwear, practical stuff, not fancy, I'm all about comfort. So there was the black cotton underwear, which kind of choked off circulation to my legs the last time I tried them, and then there was the giant leopard print 'briefs' as they are so oddly called, bought when I was a lot heavier. I was going to the dermatologist for a whole body skin check so she was going to be peering into my underwear. I should make it easy for her, I figured, so I put on the leopard granny pants, jeans and a hoodie and set off.

Keywords

Erma Bombeck, humor writing, Erma Bombeck Writers' Workshop, University of Dayton

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eCommons Citation

Wilberg, Janice, "Animal Planet" (2019). Erma Bombeck Writers' Workshop Blog. 1190.
https://ecommons.udayton.edu/ebww_blog/1190