Document Type
Blog
Publication Date
3-15-2023
Abstract
Even at my advanced age (approaching seven decades of decrepitude), I have kept my boyish figure. And I have always been stylish because my wife buys my clothes, which I sometimes stick in a drawer or hang in a closet and promptly forget about, only to discover them months later with the tags still attached.
Keywords
Erma Bombeck, humor writing, Erma Bombeck Writers' Workshop, University of Dayton
eCommons Citation
Zezima, Jerry, "If the Pants Fit, Wear Them" (2023). Erma Bombeck Writers' Workshop Blog. 231.
https://ecommons.udayton.edu/ebww_blog/231