And Why in God's Name Are People Shucking Corn in the Supermarket?

Author(s)

Bob Eckstein

Document Type

Blog

Publication Date

9-7-2022

Abstract

As God is my witness, if I see one more person husk corn in the supermarket I’m going to bash them over the head with the nearest acorn squash or, at the very least, shoot them.

Keywords

Erma Bombeck, humor writing, Erma Bombeck Writers' Workshop, University of Dayton

eCommons Citation

Eckstein, Bob, "And Why in God's Name Are People Shucking Corn in the Supermarket?" (2022). Erma Bombeck Writers' Workshop Blog. 332.
https://ecommons.udayton.edu/ebww_blog/332