Document Type
Blog
Publication Date
3-5-2024
Abstract
He was coming for me. It was just a matter of time. I listened for his footsteps, but the deafening beat of my heart and the oddly healthy 30-year-old shag carpet stymied my efforts. My time was running out, a fact that fed my anxiety. My movements became more frantic, my sweating more profound. I was drenched from scalp to soles, with no clothing to soak up the stress.
Keywords
Erma Bombeck, humor writing, Erma Bombeck Writers' Workshop, University of Dayton
eCommons Citation
Iseminger, Karen, "Naked and Frantic" (2024). Erma Bombeck Writers' Workshop Blog. 48.
https://ecommons.udayton.edu/ebww_blog/48
